themostOutSpoken

DMB or should I say Dave Matthews Band

2010-09-20T21:24:00.000-07:00

So some really dbag terrorist plotted to bomb Wrigley Field during a Dave Matthews band concert. You can read about this story that sounds straight out of The Onion right here.

Seriously, a Dave Matthews concert? Don't Dave Matthews fans suffer enough by having to listen to Dave Matthews all the time? One of my friends is part of that group of people who torture themselves in this way and he actually posted this crap as his status.

Now I don't condone violence of any sort, but I just have this hunch the terrorist wouldn't have changed his mind about blowing that shit up if he sat through the concert.

So in case you're wondering, I would probably watch an entire concert of DMD covers by this girl then go to a DBAGMB concert.

Is it ever too early to start using wrinkle cream?

2010-08-26T21:26:00.000-07:00

So, I'm 23 and I don't need more pointless crap to spend money on BUT if using wrinkle cream once a week early in this aging game will prevent wrinkles (aside from limited sun exposure and being a non-smoker) I wouldn't mind doing it.

I don't want to be incredibly vain but does it make sense to start early?

I just don't know and I can't ask some hussy behind the beauty counter at Saks cause OBVIOUSLY WE KNOW WHAT THEIR ANSWER WILL BE.

I am obsessed with Stumble Upon

2010-08-24T12:20:00.000-07:00

Ok,

So I need to admit I have a problem in order to cope with my addiction right? Well I AM ADDICTED TO STUMBLE UPON.

For those of you who don't spend most of your time on the Internet (and this I admire about you) Stumble Upon is this website where you create an account, pick out some topics that interest you, and then "stumble" across the Internet.

By Stumble I mean the website directs you to sites you might find interesting based on the topics you chose and then you can like or dislike them and refine your interests through your Stumble account.

When it gets interesting is when you download the Firefox toolbar. Then you can "Thumb up" and tag ANYTHING on the Internet. I thought this was pretty lame too until I started following other people's account. Some people generate hundreds of thousands of hits for a website through their Stumbles!

What is also really awesome is the more you Stumble and "Thumb up" sites that a lot of other people "thumb up" the more legit your Stumble cred becomes.

It's like a huge filing cabinet for everything on the Internet. I am in love.

Cool Ethan is always alive in my heart

2010-07-29T22:23:00.000-07:00

ANNNDD...this just happened.

Guess Who?

2010-07-29T20:37:00.001-07:00

Drew these for a screening of "Dinner For Schmucks". Apparently Steve Carell's character is a taxidermist who puts mice in famous historical moments. So my friend asked me to make some illustrations based on that idea and these are what came out:

My mom is my favorite Facebook friend

2010-07-29T10:36:00.000-07:00

This is in the dictionary next to awesome

2010-07-28T20:56:00.000-07:00

I live for #cuteshit like this

2010-07-28T19:22:00.000-07:00

Dog vs. Baby Deer

Is there a Cute Animal Online Video Awards show yet? Cause this would win.

As much as I am flattered I am also offended

2010-07-26T20:41:00.000-07:00

An email I received from OKCupid:

Honestly how accurately can an algorithm measure how attractive you are?

and then this shit at the bottom?

NOW the world is my Oyster? Well thank God. I was scared there was a lot more ass-kissing, menial crappy jobs, and generally degrading situations for a college graduate in my future but now that OKCupid approves of how attractive I am then my life should be much easier from here on out.

And I will not ask my ugly friends if they received this email! Is the intern who wrote this crap insane?

The Gays Will Always Defend Madonna

2010-07-25T23:42:00.000-07:00

Me: "Do you think Madonna actually has anything to do with designing her new line Material Girl for Macys?

Jim: "I think so. I mean, I think she at least approves or disapproves stuff. I can just picture her after her 6 hour workout sitting on a stool with a big cup of Green Tea and a Lollipop, getting shit done."